U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous Atoms (The Onion)

According to a recent report on Iran by the Onion, "the Middle Eastern nation has obtained literally trillions of atoms—the same particles sometimes used to make atomic bombs—for unknown purposes".

Excellent example of WEPs ad absurdum as well: "More alarming, officials said, is the "very likely" possibility that there are more atoms inside the laboratory."

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